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😏had to make my own costume this year…..I’m BATMAN

😏had to make my own costume this year…..I’m BATMAN

Next months issue of…..

Next months issue of…..

She ain’t sayin nothing new..they ALL are behind closed doors

She ain’t sayin nothing new..they ALL are behind closed doors

😏…and I’d definitely would love to smell hers👃🏻

😏…and I’d definitely would love to smell hers👃🏻

When your new stepmom turns out to be cool

When your new stepmom turns out to be cool

Sometimes ladies you just have to find out for yourselve😜

Sometimes ladies you just have to find out for yourselve😜

Now that’s an offer NO man should refuse.

Now that’s an offer NO man should refuse.

You don’t need viagra just breath into one of these oxygen masks…works in 5 mins👃🏻🍑👃🏻🍑👃🏻🍑

You don’t need viagra just breath into one of these oxygen masks…works in 5 mins👃🏻🍑👃🏻🍑👃🏻🍑

Little women use us like jungle gyms and we use them like naughty dolls

Little women use us like jungle gyms and we use them like naughty dolls

Sometimes they just know you that well

Sometimes they just know you that well

Nothing wrong with making her wait a lil before letting her have it

Nothing wrong with making her wait a lil before letting her have it

😏keep at it and you’ll be able to climb any mountain

😏keep at it and you’ll be able to climb any mountain

When your female co-worker asks a favor from you

When your female co-worker asks a favor from you

In a threesome If that happens to you you’ve unwillingly become a CUCK.

In a threesome If that happens to you you’ve unwillingly become a CUCK.

😏no bullshit this happen to me in my 30’s

😏no bullshit this happen to me in my 30’s

😏in today’s world it’s not watching porn it’s called “Gathering new content”

😏in today’s world it’s not watching porn it’s called “Gathering new content”

When she gives you the whole viagra instead of just half

When she gives you the whole viagra instead of just half

😜it’s the smaller cups that scare us off

😜it’s the smaller cups that scare us off

😜new cashier at IN & OUT

😜new cashier at IN & OUT

😈when your stepdaughters friend sneaks into your bedroom while ur wife is showering

😈when your stepdaughters friend sneaks into your bedroom while ur wife is showering

She’d have to be Sidney Sweeney for me to agree to that

She’d have to be Sidney Sweeney for me to agree to that

😏reminds me of that time I cut school and went to my neighbors house

😏reminds me of that time I cut school and went to my neighbors house

When your stepdaughter is the root of the problem

When your stepdaughter is the root of the problem

😜sometimes white couples like a lil dark meat in their sandwiches

😜sometimes white couples like a lil dark meat in their sandwiches

So next time you see one with big lips💋 now you know

So next time you see one with big lips💋 now you know

I think I’m a wear the pink panther today for my booty call…she’ll squirt for sure💦

I think I’m a wear the pink panther today for my booty call…she’ll squirt for sure💦

Some women just love watching men wrestling with each other

Some women just love watching men wrestling with each other

Never leave your girlfriend alone with your slutty sister

Never leave your girlfriend alone with your slutty sister

The proper way to end a first date

The proper way to end a first date

There’s nothing like SHEER FRICTION during sex trust me

There’s nothing like SHEER FRICTION during sex trust me

Let me guess…all the guys graduated that year

Let me guess…all the guys graduated that year

When you get tired of your wife being friendly

When you get tired of your wife being friendly

When you both decide to visit a nude resort.

When you both decide to visit a nude resort.

Once u marry a pornstar pretty much nothing offends u anymore

Once u marry a pornstar pretty much nothing offends u anymore

Dating single moms in 2026

Dating single moms in 2026